Old Lady Wants to Join a Biker Gang

A little old lady had always wanted to join a local biker club.

One day she goes up and knocks on the club’s door. A big, hairy, bearded biker guy with tattoos all over his arms answers the door.

She proclaims, “I want to join your club.”

The biker was amused, but says she needs to meet certain biker requirements in order to join. The biker asks, “Do you have a motorcycle?”

The little old lady replies, “Yep… my bike’s parked over there”, and points to a Harley in the driveway.

The biker asks, “Do you drink?”

The little old lady replies “Yep… drink like a fish. I’ll drink any man in your club under the table.”

The biker asks, “Do you smoke?”

The little old lady replies, “Yep… smoke like a chimney. At least 4 packs a day and a couple of cigars in the evening when I’m shooting pool.”

The biker is very impressed and asks, “Last Question. Have you ever been picked up by the fuzz?”

The little old lady thinks for a minute and says, “Nope… but I was swung around by the nipples once.”

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Save Water by Drinking Beer?!?

Now you would have to possess the IQ of a snail (no offense to any snails reading this….) to think that drinking beer will save water. Uh, hello? Last we checked, you could not MAKE beer w/o water. Come to think of it, beer’s main ingredient IS water!

Having said all that, we must possess the IQ of a snail ‘cuz we think drinking beer makes more sense than drinking water. 🙂

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For several years www.AmericasBestMySpace Comments.com has consistently posted funny, sexy, gross and sometimes downright sarcastic pics for your enjoyment. The time has come around once more for that site to reveal its most popular pics… this time for the month of May 2009!

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Have you ever found strange, unrecognizable and definitely melted plastic or rubber objects in a dryer before or after putting your clothes in? If so, let’s just say that some people (see above) like to use available dryers for intimate moments while waiting for their loads of laundry to finish. And, since one can never take too many precautions again STD’s, those shriveled up pieces of rubber/plastic may, in fact, come from discarded condoms.

* barf *

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Summer means a lot more snakes out and about where Blakk Frogg lives. The above cartoon illustrates the proper way to use a fake snakebite as a means of getting ‘personal services’ from a really stupid park ranger. Take notes, campers! Take notes!

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Yes, yes, yes and YES! Nothing beats a nice booty shakin’ from side to side, right to left, up and down and all around. Therefore, shake what ya’ mama gave ya’!

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Seems as though people will never leave the rednecks alone or stop accusing them of acting like a bunch of dumb… rednecks. Damn. It happened again. 😦

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The fifth most popular comment picture this month tells a definite truth: Somewhere sitting next to every hot girl is her current boyfriend who’s sick and tired of her crap and constantly dreaming of ways to dump her fine ass once he finds someone new. Sorry, ladies… but some guys value more than nice breasts, a pretty face, a slim waist, eductaion, intelligence, personality, an insatiable sexual appetite, a desire to explore all areas of kama sutra, and the ability to pay your own bills and take care of yourself.

Hey, wait just a ssecond… Blakk Frogg wants to rethink that last line. Lol.

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A brand of beer known as Sierra Nevada captured the heart, mind, body and soul of Blakk Frogg several years ago. For those of you old enough to drink, you ought to check out their line of beers — if you like good beer. Otherwise stick with your fruity drinks and cheap, moose piss beers.

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Every guy that has ever pissed off his significant other knows the feelings shown in the picture above. Some OTHER guys may LIKE the idea of barbed wire in the bedroom, but we dare not discuss that on this site.

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Drinking everyday does not make Blakk Frogg an alcoholic. Feeling like a burlap sack filled with bleeding buttholes because he DIDN’T drink that day might, though. lol.

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Looks like a lot of people had beer on the brain last month. Guzzling a Heineken always sounds like a good idea. Guzzle-guzzle buurrrrrrrp!

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Wow. Great way to finish out last month’s most popular picture comments — with a swift kick in the balls. Blakk Frogg cringes each time he sees this image.

Blakk Frogg Likes Rogue Beer

Some people say Blakk Frogg drinks too damn much. Phooey! Those people just don’t like the fact that Blakk Frogg drinks better beer than they do! Below you will see a fine example of a truly excellent brand of beer: Rogue Beer!

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Why Parents (and Grandparents) Drink

The boss wondered why one of his most valued employees was absent but had not phoned in sick one day.

Needing to have an urgent problem with one of the main computers resolved, he dialled the employee’s home phone number and was greeted with a child’s whisper. ‘Hello? ‘

‘Is your daddy home?’ he asked.

‘Yes,’ whispered the small voice.

‘May I talk with him?’

The child whispered, ‘No.’

Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, ‘Is your Mummy there?’

‘Yes’

‘May I talk with her?’ Again the small voice whispered, ‘No’

Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, ‘Is anybody else there?’

‘Yes’ whispered the child, ‘ a policeman. ‘

Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee’s home, the boss asked, ‘May I speak with the policeman?’

‘No, he’s busy, ‘ whispered the child.

‘Busy doing what?’

‘Talking to Daddy and Mummy and the Fireman’ came the whispered answer.

Growing more worried as he heard a loud noise in the background through the earpiece on the phone, the boss asked, ‘What is that noise?’

‘A helicopter ‘answered the whispering voice.

‘What is going on there?’ demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive.

Again, whispering, the child answered, ‘The search team just landed a helicopter’

Alarmed, concerned and a little frustrated the boss asked, ‘What are they searching for?’

Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle…

‘ME.’

Canadian in a Hillbilly Bar

A guy walks into a local bar in Arkansas and orders a white wine.

All the hillbillies sitting around the bar look up, expecting to see some pitiful Yankee from the north.

The bartender says, “You ain’t from around here, are ya?”

The guy says, “No, I’m from Canada.”

The bartender says, “What do you do in Canada?”

The guy says, “I’m a taxidermist.

“The bartender says, “A taxidermist? What in tarnation is a taxidermist? Do you drive a taxi?”

“No, a taxidermist doesn’t drive a taxi. I mount animals.

“The bartender grins and hollers, “It’s okay boys. He’s one of us…”

Popular Adult MySpace Comments: December 2008

Cheer up, everyone! The one-and-only Blakk Frogg finally sobered up enough to post the most popular Adult MySpace Comments for December 2008 on Adult-MySpace-Comments.Com and he hopes you enjoy each and every single one of them until your groin implodes!

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Spit in Beer

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. After a few more he needs to go to the can. He doesn’t want anyone to steal his drink so he puts a sign on it saying, “I spat in this beer, do not drink!”.

After a few minutes he returns and there is another sign next to his beer saying, “So did I!”

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Drunk Guy on the Corner

There’s this drunk standing out on the street corner, and a cop passes by, and says, “What do you think you’re doing?”

The drunk says, “I heard the world goes around every 24 hours, and I’m waiting on my house. Won’t be long now, there goes my neighbor.”

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