Motorcycle Helmets vs Smoking

Time and time again people preach to me about the virtues wearing a helmet while riding a motorcycle. I know the risks of not wearing a helmet. They SCARE me, yes, and I ride cautiously BECAUSE of my fear.
For those not undestanding that statement, let me re-phrase: The idea of having my valuable brains splattered [...]

Little Johnny Beauty Joke

Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face.
“Why do you do that, mommy?” he asked.
“To make myself beautiful,” said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue.
“What’s the matter?” asked Little Johnny. “Giving up?”

Granny Has Great Gun Control

A TRUE STORY FROM…..”THE HOUSTON NEWSPAPER”
IN HOUSTON,TEXAS MARCH ON 5th, 2009
Last Thursday Night Around Midnight, A Woman From Houston , Texas Was Arrested, Jailed, And Charged With Manslaughter for Shooting A Man 6 Times In The Back As He Was Running Away With Her Purse.
The Following Monday Morning, The Woman Was Called [...]

Save Water by Drinking Beer?!?

Now you would have to possess the IQ of a snail (no offense to any snails reading this….) to think that drinking beer will save water. Uh, hello? Last we checked, you could not MAKE beer w/o water. Come to think of it, beer’s main ingredient IS water!
Having said all that, we must possess the [...]

Can You Guess Her Bra Size?

You read the Subject of this page correctly. The Simply Frogg Crew wants you to take a good, long look at this bra and guess what size breasts it holds….
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Think you know the answer? Huh? Do ya? Well you’re in for a [...]

Popular on AmericasBestMySpaceComments.Com

For several years www.AmericasBestMySpace Comments.com has consistently posted funny, sexy, gross and sometimes downright sarcastic pics for your enjoyment. The time has come around once more for that site to reveal its most popular pics… this time for the month of May 2009!
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Harley Mechanic Talks to the Heart Doctor

A mechanic was removing a cylinder-head from the motor of a Harley motorcycle when he spotted a well-known cardiologist in his shop.
The cardiologist was there waiting for the service manager to come take a look at his bike when the mechanic shouted across the garage, “Hey Doc… want to take a look at this?” [...]

T.G.I.F. vs. S.H.I.T.

A business man got on an elevator. When he entered, there was a blonde already inside who greeted him with a bright, “T-G-I-F.”
He smiled at her and replied, “S-H-I-T.”
She looked puzzled, and repeated, “T-G-I-F,” more slowly.
He again answered, “S-H-I-T.”
The blonde was trying to keep it friendly, so, she smiled her biggest [...]

Open Letter to the Litterbug in the Black Maxima

I’d like to extend a giant ‘thank you’ to the bonehead in the black Maxima on I26 this morning near Cayce, SC around 7:25 AM. From the exterior of your vehicle it seemed as though you really do take pride in the appearance and cleanliness of your car. Therefore it should not have surprised me [...]

Popular for May 2009: Adult MySpace Comments

As the weather gets warmer where Blakk Frogg lives, his thoughts naturally turn to more beer. No, wait, he meant Adult MySpace Comments. He will, however, drink beer while posting the most popular Adult MySpace Comments for the month of May 2009 from www.Adult-MySpace-Comments.com.
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