How Long a Wait for a Haircut?

A guy sticks his head in the barber shop and asks, “How long before I can get a haircut?” The barber looks around the shop and says, “About two hours.” The guy leaves.
A few days later, the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks, “How long before I get a haircut?” The [...]

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State Trooper High Speed Pursuit

Two illinois State Trooper Patrol cars were in hot pursuit of a Camaro heading east towards Indiana on I-80.
When the suspect crossed the Indiana line, the first trooper pulled over immediately. The rookie Trooper pulled over right behind him and asked, “Sarge, why’d you stop?”
“You dumb rookie,” replied the Sarge. “He’s in Indiana now. They’re [...]

Stole a Cowboy’s Horse

A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink. Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking on strangers, which he was. When he finished his drink, he found his horse had been stolen. He went back into the bar, handily flipped his gun into the air, caught it above [...]

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Bury Husband in Blue Suit

The widow takes a look at her dear departed one right before the funeral and, to her horror, finds that he’s in his brown suit. She’d specifically said to the undertaker that she wanted him buried in his blue suit; she’d brought it especially for that occasion, and she was highly distressed that the mortician [...]

Fart Football

An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas and says, “Seven Points.”
His wife rolls over and says, “What in the Hell was that?”
The old man replied, “It’s fart football.”
A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says, “Touchdown, tie score.”
After about five minutes the old man [...]

Rotten Husbands of the Year

For some reason Blakk Frogg has never really understood the idea of treating women badly. Lucky for some ladies who like the abuse, though, that the following three ‘gentlemen’ exist!

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Dear Abby Letter from ‘Clueless’

Dear Abby:
My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the beginning, and, when I confront him, he denies everything. What’s worse, everyone knows that he cheats on me. It is so humiliating.
Also, since he lost his job five years ago, he hasn’t even looked for a new one. All [...]

Dumping His Fiance

David finally found the nerve to tell his fiancee that he had to break off their engagement so he could marry another woman.
“Can she cook like I can?” the distraught woman asked between sobs.
“Not on her best day,” he replied.
“Can she buy you expensive gifts like I do?”
“No, she’s broke.”
“Well, [...]