Toothpaste is Perverted

Toothpaste elicits no foul thoughts from most people… until now:

So the next time you go to scrape the filth off your choppers, just remember what your toothpaste is up to while you’re not looking…
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Sex on Saturday

Time for a little Sex on Saturday! Why? If you have to ask, then stop reading now. There’s something wrong with you and you REALLY ought to seek professional help.

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Overcoming Gynecologist Excuse

One night, as a couple lays down for bed, the husband starts rubbing his wife’s arm.
The wife turns over and says “I’m sorry honey, I’ve got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh.”
The husband, rejected, turns over.
A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again.
“Do you have a [...]