Papa Fell in the Well

The class assignment in composition was to write about something unusual that happened during the past week.
Little Irving got up to read his. “Papa Fell in the Well last week – ” he began.
“Good heavens,” shrieked Mrs. Kroop, the teacher. “Is he all right now?”
“He must be,” said little Irving. “He stopped yelling for help [...]

Looks Good for His Age

A woman walks up to an elderly looking man sitting in a chair on his porch. “I couldn’t help but notice how happy you look,” she said. “What’s your secret for a long, happy life?”
“I smoke three packs a day, drink a case of beer, eat fatty foods, and never, ever exercise,” he replied.
“Wow, that’s [...]

Help Frogg’s Friends Win a Kick Ass Wedding

Thanks to ALL your help, Blakk Frogg’s friends advanced to Round 2 of the 96.1 Big Beat Bridal Competition!  They are now one of 25 couples battling it out for the type of wedding they really, really want (deserve!). . . but cannot afford!
Blakk Frogg asks each and every one of you reading this to seal [...]

Haggling With the Dentist

One day, a man walks into a dentist’s office and asks how much it will cost to extract wisdom teeth.
“Eighty dollars,” the dentist says.
“That’s a ridiculous amount,” the man says. “Isn’t there a cheaper way?”
“Well,” the dentist says, “if you don’t use use much aesthetic, I can knock the price down to $60.”
Looking annoyed the [...]

Favorable Divorce Settlement

“Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully,” the divorce court judge said. “And I’ve decided to give your wife $775 a week.”
“That’s very fair, your honor,” the husband said. “And every now and then I’ll try to send her a few bucks myself, too.”

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Most Painful Part of a Sex Change

A group of guys and one girl are sitting together at a ball game. During the game the guys notice that the girl knows just as much about the game as they do, and they’re really impressed.
After the game they ask her, “How is it that you know so much about baseball?”
She says, “Well, I [...]

Help Blakk Frogg’s Friends Win a Wedding

OK, so this dude walks into a bar. . . No, not really, but moving on. . . Blakk Frogg received a plea for help from his really good friends (drinking, BBQ, Bike Night and partying buddies).
 
Gary & Angie set a wedding date of July 5, 2008 for their wedding and it just so happens [...]

Nail in the Barn

Amy, a blonde city girl, marries a Colorado rancher.
One morning, on his way out to check on the cows, the rancher says to Amy, “The insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows today. I drove a nail into the 2 by 4 just above the cow’s stall in the barn. You [...]

How Good Was Her Facelift

A woman decides to have a facelift for her 50th birthday. She spends $15,000 and feels pretty good about the results.
On her way home, she stops at a newsstand to buy a newspaper. Before leaving, she says to the clerk, “I hope you don’t mind my asking, but how old do you think I am?”
“About [...]

White Guy Meets 2 Blonde Genies

A white guy is walking along a beach when he comes across a lamp partially buried in the sand. He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub. Two blonde genies appear, and they tell him he has been granted three wishes.
The guy makes his three wishes and the blonde genies disappear.
The next thing [...]