Da’ Joke BlogWhether you love Bill Gates or think he ought to burn in Hell, you can’t say that he didn’t hit (allegedly) the nail right on the head in a speech he (allegedly) gave at a High School. In a nutshell, Bill Gates (allegedly) illustrated how feel-good, politically correct teachings creates a generation of kids with [...]
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A 78-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, “Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow.”
The next day the 78-year-old man reappeared at the doctor’s office and gave him the jar, which was [...]
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After questioning 100,000 women from all walks of life, an independent survey company determined that if woman woke up with a penis for just one day, she’d do the following things:
10. Get ahead faster in corporate America.
9. Get a blowjob.
8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat.
7. Pee standing up while talking [...]
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Spin the Bottle
No who in their right mind doesn’t enjoy a friendly game of spin the bottle, right?
Lightspeed Girls For MySpace! Jordan Capri!
Lightspeed Girls For MySpace! Jordan Capri!
Lightspeed Girls For MySpace! Jordan Capri!
Yep. Spin the Bottle always did love a good game of Spin the Bottle. Can you blame him?
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