Zen Sarcasm by George Carlin

(sounds a lot like George Carlin… if you ask Blakk Frogg)
1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead.
Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow.
Do not walk beside me either.
Just pretty much leave me the hell alone.
2. The journey of a thousand miles begins
with a broken fan belt and [...]