Made in America?

Joe Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock (MADE IN JAPAN) for 6am. While his coffeepot (MADE IN CHINA) was perking, he shaved with his electric razor (MADE IN HONG KONG).
He put on a dress shirt (MADE IN SRI LANKA), designer jeans (MADE IN SINGAPORE) and tennis shoes (MADE IN KOREA).
After cooking [...]

Redneck Pick Up Lines

1) Did you fart, cause you blew me away.
2) Are your parents retarded, ’cause you sure are special.
3) My Love for you is like diarrhea … I can’t hold it in and it runs like a river.

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4) Do you have a library card, ’cause I’d sure like to sign you out.
5) [...]

Tightrope Walker and 85 Year Old Blowjob

Here is a riddle for the true intellectual. Try to come up with the answer on your own….. The answer is at the end for those who are unable to think this one through.
Here’s the riddle:
At the exact same time, there are two 35 year old men on opposite sides of the world. One is [...]

A Man Does Not See His Wife

A man left work one Friday afternoon. But, being payday, instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with the boys and spending his entire paycheck.
When He finally appeared at home, Sunday Night, he was confronted by a very angry wife and was barraged for nearly two hours with a tirade befitting [...]

Young Japanese Bride

A young Japanese girl had been taught all her life that when she married she was to please her husband and never upset him.
So the first morning of her honeymoon the young Japanese bride crawled out of bed after making love passionately to her new husband, stooped down to pick up her husband’s clothes, and [...]