Couple’s Ugly Son

Blakk Frogg says, “Vanity can lead a man to an ugly truth he’d rather not know.”
A middle-aged couple had two beautiful daughters but always talked about having a son.
They decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted.
The wife got pregnant and delivered a healthy baby boy.
The joyful father rushed to the [...]

Waaay Too Drunk to Drive

Blakk Frogg says, “Always remember where you park your wheels.”
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Paddy had been drinking at his local Dublin pub all day and most of the Night celebrating Ireland’s draw with Germany.
Mick, the bartender says, “You’ll not be drinking anymore tonight, Paddy”. Paddy replies “OK Mick, I’ll be on [...]

Six Double Vodkas

Blakk Frogg says, “Drinking heavily makes world a blurry place to live. I meant ‘better’, damn it.”
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A guy went into a bar one day and said to the bartender, “Give me six double vodkas.”
The bartender says, “Wow! you must have had one hell of a day.”
“Yes, I [...]

Celebrity Philosophies on Sex

Although Blakk Frogg doesn’t usually pay attention to a damn thing coming out of a celebrity’s mouth, ‘cuz they usually have nothing useful to say, he will tune in for a minute if they wanna’ talk abour S-E-X!
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“I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome [...]