Blonde and the Body Builder

The body builder takes off his shirt and the blonde says, “What a great chest you have.”
He tells her, “That’s 100 lbs. of dynamite, baby.”
He takes off his pants and the blonde says, “What massive calves you have.”
The body builder tells her, “That’s 100 lbs. of dynamite, baby.”
He then removes his underwear and the blonde [...]

Married Man Having an Affair

A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day they went to her place and made love all afternoon.
Exhausted, they fell asleep and woke up at 8 PM.
The man hurriedly dressed and told his lover to take his shoes outside and rub them in the grass and dirt. He put on his [...]