21 Things to Wonder About

Today we will assault you with questions that will make you wonder about the very nature of mankind’s existence… or if Blakk Frogg really DOES have too much time on his hands.
1) How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
2) Why do you have to “put [...]

Adulterer Meets Little Boy in Dark Closet

A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch.
The woman’s husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there already.
The little [...]

New CEO Fires a Slacker

A large company, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hired a new CEO. This new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers.
On a tour of the facilities, the CEO noticed a guy leaning on a wall, not really doing anything. The room was full of workers and he wanted to let [...]

Dumb Duck Hunters

Have you heard about the two duck hunters from Wisconsin? It’s reportedly a true story heard on a Wisconsin radio station about some morons for whom common sense clearly isn’t common…
A guy buys a new Lincoln Navigator for $42,500.00 (with monthly payments of $560.00). He and a friend go duck hunting in upper Wisconsin. It’s mid-winter; and of [...]

New Bedroom Statue

Blakk Frogg says, “Modern art way too confusing. Thank goodness for old fashioned porn!”
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door.
“Hurry,” she said, “stand in the corner.” She rubbed baby oil all over him, then dusted him with talcum powder. “Don’t move until I tell you,” [...]

After 50 Years of Marriage

Someday Blakk Frogg will find himself sitting across the table from his beloved wife, if he ever gets one, and have this exact same conversation. Scary, but true.
An elderly couple was sitting at the kitchen table on the morning of their 50th Wedding Anniversary.
“You know,” she said, “we were probably sitting in the kitchen across [...]