Bill Clinton Goes for a Swim

Blakk Frogg says, “Some politicians really are all wet.”
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Back during a portion of the Clinton Administration White House security agents noticed Bill Clinton using the pool more often than usual.
Every day at exactly 4:250 PM the President changed into his swimwear and jumped into the pool.
He then [...]

Things Boys Have That Girls Want

For most people, Thanksgiving is a time to reflect on what we’ve been given and savor the scents of crisp autumn days and pumpkin pie. For me, it’s a little more complicated.
One November afternoon when my daughter was in kindergarten, I picked her up after school. She bobbed out to the car and crawled into [...]

Best Time for a Keg Stand

Blakk Frogg has always found great amusement in watching people inverting their bodies over a keg while their friends held the business end of a tap (the hose for all you rookies out there) in their mouth… with the idea in their head that the longer they stay inverted and drinking, the more people will [...]

Duct Tape High Chair

What’s that? Can’t afford a new high chair for the little one? No problem! A trip to the hardware store with a mere $2.49 in loose change will solve your problems for at least a little while….

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Hope all going well in your world!
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Year in Life of a Blonde

January
Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February
Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels. Helllloooo!!! Bottles won’t fit in typewriter!
March
Got really excited….. finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months…. box said “2-4 years!”
April
Trapped on an escalator for hours….. power went out!
May
Tried to make Kool-Aid….. wrong instructions…. 8 cups of water won’t [...]