Tailgating Woman Arrested

An honest man was being tailgated by a stressed out woman on a busy boulevard. Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection.
The tailgating woman hit the roof, and the [...]

Blonde Wants a Milk Bath

A blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful. She left a note for her milkman to leave 15 gallons of milk.
When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 1.5 gallons, so he knocked on the door to clarify the point
The blonde came to [...]

20 Ways to Confuse Santa Clause

Although Blakk Frogg has the utmost respect for the fat man in the red suit, he does think the old boy could use a little amusement on his one night of worldwide travel…
1. Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining that you think he could stand to lose a [...]