New Immigration Plan…
Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the border. When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo — and ship him to Iraq. Tell him if he wants to come to America, then he must serve a tour in the military. Give him a soldier’s pay while he’s there and tax him on it.
After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this country. He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal patriot. This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq, and the aliens trying to make a better life for themselves.
If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, without the canteen, rifle or ammo.
Problem solved.
Now BEFORE you go calling your lawyers, forming a lynch mob, or any of that other stuff, understand that this came from an email and Blakk Frogg posted it because he found it both funny and strangely entertaining at the same time. Seemed like a creative option, just not a viable or politically correct one.
Don’t hate on a Frogg for posting this, hate on the situation and National Mentality that fostered the idea in the first place.
‘Nuff said.
Filed under: Humor, Political Humor, Sarcastic | Tagged: deport illegal immigrants to iraq, illegal immigration
I don’t think Mexicans are good marksmen…
DEPORT ILLEGALS!
GET OUT YOU DIRTY MEXYS!
SEND THEM TO IRAQ TO DIE!