Sexual & Adult MySpace Comments?

Use these adult and sexual MySpace comments to add spice to your profiles, blogs, and your friends’ comment areas. Blakk Frogg adds new stuff all the time to Americas Best MySpace Comments so you’ll never run out of new things to post!

Americas Best Adult & Sexual MySpace Comments

Americas Best Adult & Sexual MySpace Comments

Americas Best [...]

Pissed Off Santa Poem

‘Twas the night before Christmas-Old Santa was pissed.
He cussed out the elves and threw down his list.
Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks.
I have a good mind to scrap the whole works!
I’ve busted my ass for damn near a year,
Instead of “Thanks Santa”-what do I hear?
The old lady bitches cause I work late at night.
The elves [...]

Old Woman’s New Banking Terms

note: According to rumor, this piece came from a 98-year old woman and got submitted to the New York Times by the bank manager who received it. Blakk Frogg does not always believe rumors, but hey… deal with it.
Dear Sir:
I am writing to thank you for bouncing my check with which I endeavored to pay [...]

Deport Illegal Immigrants to Iraq?

New Immigration Plan…
Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the border. When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo — and ship him to Iraq. Tell him if he wants to come to America, then he must serve a tour in the military. Give him [...]

Nail Through the Testicles

An Austrian roofer who slipped on the job ended up nailing himself to the roof – through his wedding tackle.
According to Ananova, 59-year-old August Voegl of Jennersdorf “shot the four-inch nail into his left testicle with the compressed air nail gun” and was thereafter “unable to extract it or pull himself away from the roof”.
It [...]