Three Hillbillies Discuss Their Wives

Three Hillbillies are sitting on their porch in Arkansas. One says,
“Boy is my wife dumb. She’s so stupid that she went shopping today and
bought an air-conditioner. Hell, we ain’t got electricity!”
Then the other guy says, “Ah that ain’t nothing, my wife’s dumber than
that! She went shopping yesterday and had a washing machine delivered.”
They all laughed [...]