Facts of Life (w/ Funny Pictures)

The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same size bucket.

Do you realize that in about 40 years, we’ll have thousands of old ladies running around with tattoos?

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Money can’t buy happiness — but somehow it’s more comfortable to cry in a Porsche than in a Hyundai.

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Drinking makes some husbands see double and feel single.

Living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween.

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After a certain age, if you don’t wake up aching in every joint, you are probably dead.