Sexual Abuse of Doll During Race

OK, Blakk Frogg admits that he did not post a joke here, but damn it, man, this story taken from www.theregister.co.uk made him laugh real hard. A guy gets disqualified from a race down an inflatable doll race down a river because he “boinked” his raft along the way. Quality entertainment all the way around! [...]

Obviously a Moron

Some days you can go through life without ever wanting to call someone a moron.  Other days you can hardly turn around without feeling the need to yell at one.

Americas Best MySpace Sarcastic Comments
Here’s a case where the entire WORLD needs to yell at some moronic chick complaining about the possible effects noise from nearby jackhammers may have [...]

Editorial on Illegal Immigration

This letter/editorial came from a woman who had some definite opinions on the United States Immigration Policies and put together a pretty good analogy…..
“Recently large demonstrations have taken place across the country protesting the fact that Congress is finally addressing the issue of illegal immigration. Certain people are angry that the US might protect its [...]

Doctor, Lawyer and Biker at a Bar

Three men… a doctor, a lawyer, and a biker, sat in a bar talking over a few drinks. After a sip of his martini, the doctor said, “You know, tomorrow is my anniversary. I bought my wife a diamond ring and a new Mercedes. I figure if she doesn’t like the diamond ring, then at [...]

Redneck Inventions & Activities

Blakk Frogg moved to the South a little more than three years ago and loves the weather down here. Additionally, he has met some rather unique and interesting people who may actually OWN and or DO some of the things you’ll see below:

redneck palm pilot

redneck wedding reception

redneck weather station

redneck cat

redneck lottery winner

redneck lawnmower

redneck horseshoes

redneck harley

redneck [...]

Purina Diet Plan

I was in Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina for my Labrador Retriever and was in line to check out.
A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn’t because I’d ended up in the hospital last [...]

Paratrooper Acting on God’s Behalf

A United States Paratrooper was attending some college courses between assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan. One of the courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist and a member of the ACLU.
One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, [...]

3 Little Pigs, to a 6-Year Old

This is a true story, indicating how fascinating the mind of a six year old is. They think so logically.
A teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her Class.
She came to the part of the story where the first pig was trying to gather the building materials for his home.
She read, [...]

He Fucked a Hedgehog?

Some things defy logic, like WHY a man would try having sex with a hedgehog — but never-the-less a man did indeed try to do so….
Zoran Nikolovic, 35, from Belgrade, says the witchdoctor told him it would cure his premature ejaculation.
But he ended up in an operating theatre after the hedgehog’s needles left his penis [...]