Why Pumpkins Hate the Holidays

Halloween has come and gone and everyone has started looking forward to feasting on turkey, ham, fruit cakes and other traditional Thanksgiving/Christmas foods. Parents have started acquiring, wrapping and stashing presents for their kids, television stations have begun flooding the airwaves with images of Holiday Cheer that makes lonely bastards like Blakk Frogg wanna’ kill [...]

Dog Prays With Little Boy

Let’s flash back, for a second, to a topic with created a lot of controversy a few months ago: Michael Vick. Blakk Frogg will neither condemn, condone nor come up with excuses for the illegal activities the former NFL Player allegedly took part in.
Instead, and as usual, Blakk Frogg will make fun of the situation… [...]

Was This Sexual or Non-Sexual?

Every once in a while at the office you will hear something out of context that will make you stop, turn around, and say, “Wait. What the HELL did you just say?”
This morning Blakk Frogg overheard something that made him say those very words.
A female co-worker said, and Blakk Frogg quotes directly, “Not gonna’ eat [...]

Wife Gets Help Cooking Eggs

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen.
“Careful,” he said, “CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You’re cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to [...]

Girls, Girls, Girls!

No longer just the title of an awesome Motley Crue song from back in the 1980’s, folks!  It also represents the content of one of Blakk Frogg’s recent additions to Americas Best MySpace Comments.  Check out a few samples of what got added, OK?

Americas Best MySpace Girls Comments

Americas Best MySpace Girls Comments
And just to make [...]