Posted on November 13, 2007 by blakkfrogg
UPDATE: This morning Blakk Frogg learned that the Associated Press (AP) has retracted the Paris Hilton elephant story . Wow. One has to guess, then, that they had nothing better to report on that day.
Apparently they couldn’t find anything to say about….. rising gas prices, the recent increase in chlamydia cases in the United States, the fact that [...]
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Posted on November 13, 2007 by blakkfrogg
Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror, complaining to my Husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically Telling me it’s not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.
“If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet Paper and rub it between [...]
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Posted on November 13, 2007 by blakkfrogg
To My Dear Wife,
“You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 54 years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be [...]
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Posted on November 13, 2007 by blakkfrogg
A scam is being pulled, mainly on older men.
What happens is that when you stop for a red light, a young nude woman comes up and pretends to be washing your windshield. While she is doing this, another person opens your back door and steals anything in the car.
They are very good at this: They [...]
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Posted on November 13, 2007 by blakkfrogg
Two whales are swimming along in the ocean when they spot a ship above the water…
“This is the ship that killed my mother”, says the whale to his wife. “Let’s go turn their boat over. We’ll get under the boat and blow real hard…”
OK, the wife agrees and they blow real hard, causing the ship [...]
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Alcohol-Related MySpace Comments
Blakk Frogg did not drink this evening…. and so therefore it seemsas though he posted new free MySpace Drinking Comments to his Americas Best MySpace Comments project. See below for a few examples…. and someone PLEASE get Blakk Frogg a damn beer now!
Americas Best MySpace Drinking Comments
Americas Best MySpace Drinking Comments
So you see, Blakk Frogg [...]
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