A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of seniors down a highway when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up.
After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again, and she hands him another handful [...]
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A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in the crotch. Writhing in agony, he falls to the ground. He finally gets himself to the doctor. He says, “How bad is it doc? I’m going on my honeymoon next week and my fiance is still a virgin in every way.”
The [...]
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A professor was giving a lecture on “Involuntary Muscular Contractions” to first year medical students.
Realizing that this was not the most riveting subject, the professor decided to lighten the mood slightly.
He pointed to a young woman in the front row and asked, “Do you know what your asshole is doing while you’re having an orgasm?”
She [...]
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Patriotic MySpace Comments (October 2007)
Pay tribute to the United Stated of America by using these popular (free) Patriotic MySpace Comments on your pages, blogs and on all your friends’ (if you have any!) pages. Blakk Frogg loves his country. Never let it be said otherwise!
Americas Best Patriotic MySpace Comments
Americas Best Patriotic MySpace Comments
Americas Best Patriotic MySpace Comments
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