The next time you think someone has stopped paying attention to your conversation, just reach out and pinch their nipple. Scientists have proven that this method will guarantee their attention gets focused back on you within a matter of moments.
Scientists have also proven that hand-eye coordination of the person who gets pinched improves drastically…. and you may get slapped clear into next week. But hey… That’s the price you pay for wanting all that attention.

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Now for those of you not yet familiar with Sarcastic MySpace Comments, prepare to have your nipples pinched!
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