Da’ Joke BlogThe next time you think someone has stopped paying attention to your conversation, just reach out and pinch their nipple. Scientists have proven that this method will guarantee their attention gets focused back on you within a matter of moments.
Scientists have also proven that hand-eye coordination of the person who gets pinched improves drastically…. and [...]
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HOW TO MEDICATE YOUR DOG
1. Wrap pill in bacon.
2. Toss it in the air
Americas Best MySpace Animal Comments
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1. Pick up cat and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat’s mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth, pop pill into mouth. Allow cat to close mouth [...]
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John Wayne on English
Leave it to The Duke to spell out what so many people in the United States mutter under their breath each and every day. Blakk Frogg does not hate anyone, except YOU, so don’t even go there with the ’stop discriminating and hating’ comments and emails. Blakk Frogg loves everyone… and your sister looks good in [...]
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