Trouble at the Gas Pump?

Blakk Frogg has driven (legally) for nearly two decades and never realized a tiny little secret that all dashboards have kept to themselves for all that time.
Ever get into a new, strange or possibly stolen vehicle and realize that it deperately needed gas? Oh, and to make matters worse, the gas station had lines pointing [...]

Let’s Discuss Obesity

Blakk Frogg cannot stand to think that one day, he, too, will gain an enormous amount of weight and become…. a fat ass.
Thankfully, though, as technology improves, the strength of ordinary, everyday furniture gets better and better. See below.
Sarcastic MySpace Comments
On a more serious note: For the love all that you deem important, PLEASE [...]

That Dick Walking Down the Street

Back in grade school Blakk Frogg used to get in trouble all the time for acting like a fool in school… and for rhyming words like turds and birds.
He did not, however, get in trouble for saying things like, “You should have seen the size of the dick walking in the road this morning!“

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Scary Truth About the Internet

Everyone, including Blakk Frogg, knows the Internet poses many dangers to society. The most serious of which deals with its ability to render common sense inoperative and leave the web surfer in a perpetual state of idiocy. The following chart reveals just a few of the many things that even many experienced Internet surfers ought [...]