Real World Dating Advice

While many people have found love, happiness and contentment in their current relationship, Blakk Frogg would now like to address THE REST of the world who, like him, seems to suck at dating:

Sarcastic MySpace Comments
And no, this does NOT mean Blakk Frogg gets hookers.  Not unless you count that time he paid your mom $17 [...]

Creation Story — Eve’s Version

After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve. “So, how is everything going?” inquired God.
“It’s all so beautiful, God,” Eve replied. “The sunrises and sunsets are breathtaking, the smells, the sights — everything is so wonderful; but I have just one problem. It’s these breasts you have given me. [...]

Warning: Scam Artists Outside of Walmart

Please be careful. I don’t know how many of you shop at Walmart, but this may be useful to know. I have become a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. This happened to me and it could happen to you.
The victims are always males, so ladies, please pass this information along to your [...]

George Carlin’s New Rules

New Rule: Stop giving me that pop-up ad for classmates.com! There’s a reason you don’t talk to people for 25 years. Because you don’t particularly like them! Besides, I already know what the captain of the football team is doing these days: mowing my lawn.
New Rule: Don’t eat anything that’s served to you out a [...]

Simply Frogg’s Most Read (Sept 2007)

Ready for funny shit that everyone else has already read, loved and possibly forgotten to send you ‘cuz they were too busy instant messaging your mom? Check out the most read Simply Frogg Pages for September of 2007!
(1) Free MySpace Comments Index Page
(2) Simply Frogg Jokes Index Page
(3) Simply Frogg Pictures Index Page
(4) Clit Diagram [...]