Why Big Breasted Women Have Horrible Aim

Blakk Frogg conducted an independent study recently and determined that large breasted women have poor aim when shooting handguns.

He rationalized that the presence of excess mammary tissue caused a shift in gravitational forces affecting the barrel of the handgun, thus causing their bullets to miss their intended targets.

While he cannot fully substantiate this claim, he does review the following research material quite frequently:


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2 Responses

  1. LOL! Nice pic! Inaccurate premise though – my wife is 38DDDD (yep 4 D’s) and shoots very well. I love the way the MP5 makes her jiggle ;)

  2. I definitely think this is true. That’s why I had my implants removed, so my aim would improve.

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