Why Big Breasted Women Have Horrible Aim

Blakk Frogg conducted an independent study recently and determined that large breasted women have poor aim when shooting handguns.
He rationalized that the presence of excess mammary tissue caused a shift in gravitational forces affecting the barrel of the handgun, thus causing their bullets to miss their intended targets.
While he cannot fully substantiate this claim, he [...]

This Week in 1850 in California….

Do you know what happened this week back in 1850, in California?
California became a state and…

The State had no electricity.
The State had no money.
Almost everyone spoke Spanish.
There were gun fights in the streets.

So basically, it was just like California today, except the women had real breasts… and men didn’t hold hands.
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Blakk Frogg likes real breasts [...]

Different Meanings for Men and Women

Sometimes men and women don’t quite see eye to eye on things and Blakk Frogg thinks he may have found the problem. Men and women have different definitions for some very basic words. See below for details!
THINGY (thing-ee) n.

Female…… Any part under a car’s hood.
Male….. The strap fastener on a woman’s bra.

VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. [...]

Oral Sex, People! Oral Sex!

Once again the infamous Blakk Frogg dares to push the limits of good taste by publishing a blog entitled “Oral Sex”.
Oh, and if you HAVE to ask what “oral sex” means, either ‘cuz you never learned or have long since forgotten its meaning, you might wanna’ consider visiting your local ‘Red Light District’ for a [...]