Nintendo for Sex Addicts?

While the Nintendo Corporation has taken the world by storm with its advanced gaming systems for children, young adults and other mainstream users, they have not stopped to rest on their laurels. Recently a disgruntled employee released a top secret photograph of a gaming system prototype designed to please and appease the adult sex addict…

Sarcastic [...]

Crowd Participation Gone Wrong

Sporting events have always drawn large crowds and with so many events and types of sports to choose from, some of the slower sports have adopted the policy of having Crowd Participation events where fans in the stands get to interact up close and personal with some of their favorite, and least favorite, athletic personalities. [...]

Mr. Tube Steak?

The infamous Blakk Frogg has always warned people to watch what they eat… because one never knows when a friend, or foe, may have “slipped a little green, inside their spaghetti” (from Biz Markie’s Pickin’ Boogers Song).
Now, however, thanks to the folks responsible for Americas Best MySpace Comments, the infamous Blakk Frogg also suggests that [...]

Rigors of Sports and Garbage Collection

A recent report issued by the folks at Simply Frogg announced to the world that some people just cannot handle the tough and strenuous rigors of high level athletic competition… and that others cannot handle simple garbage collection duties.

Sarcastic MySpace Comments
Yeah, the word, ‘ouch’ comes to mind at times like this.

Stuart Little Found Dead

In a strange and unusual series of events, Blakk Frogg came across thye carcass of a world-renowned actor named ‘Stuart Little’ last night.  While Blakk Frogg refuses to say WHY he visited an area of The City known for prostitution, gambling drugs and free wireless internet… the fact remains that Stuart Little has, in fact, passed [...]

Alternate Meanings for Existing Words

The Washington Post has also published the winning submissions to its yearly contest in which readers are asked to supply alternate meanings for common words.
And the winners are:
1. Coffee, (n.) the person upon whom one coughs.
2. Flabbergasted, (adj.) appalled by discovering how much weight one has gained.
3. Abdicate, (v.) to give up all hope of [...]

Pimp Looking for New Hoes?

While browsing through an unnamed personals magazine, for professional reasons, Blakk Frogg came across the following photograph and figured he ought to share it with the rest of you and call it “Pimp Looking for New Hoes”.

Americas Best MySpace Random Comments
Now if you will please excuse Blakk Frogg has a few ‘professional’ emails to send [...]

Georgia Trooper’s Nightstick

Two men are driving through Georgia when they get pulled over by a State Trooper.
The cop walks up and taps on the window with his nightstick. The driver rolls down the window and WHACK! The cop smacks him in the head with the stick.
“What the hell was that for?” the driver asks.
“You’re in Georgia, Boy,” [...]

Some Police Have A Sense of Humor

“Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they’re new. They’ll stretch out after you wear them awhile.”
“Take your hands off the car, and I’ll make your birth certificate a worthless document.”
“If you run, you’ll only go to jail tired.”
“Can you run faster then 1,200 feet per second? In case you didn’t know, that is the average [...]

Fiance’s Sexy Sister Teases Me

I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me …. it was her beautiful younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was braless. She would regularly [...]