What’s the definition of a perfect woman?
a) Three feet tall with a round hole for a mouth and a flat head so that you can put a pint of beer on it.
b) The sports model has pullback ears and her teeth fold in.
c) The economy model fucks all night and, at midnight, turns into a roast beef sandwich and a six pack.
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you forgot the Turn On/Off switch…
Yeh you did forget to turn-off the switch..
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what is the definition of woman that is an ‘11′?
Tell the truth, I think that means she has an extra appendage like a toe or finger… but she still has a killer body and face. lol.