Ethel was a bit of a demon in her wheelchair, and loved to charge around the nursing home, taking corners on one wheel and getting up to maximum speed on the long corridors. Because the poor woman was one sandwich short of a picnic, the other residents tolerated her and some of them actually joined [...]
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Once upon a time, a girl asked a guy….. “Will you marry me?”
The guy said “NO!” and the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook, stayed skinny and farted whenever she wanted.
The End.
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Q. What is the similarity between a shrimp and a man?
A. You can enjoy all but the head.
Q. What is the similarity between a dolphin and a man?
A. They are both said to be intelligent, but no one can prove this.
Q. What is the similarity between a microwave oven and a man?
A. They both get [...]
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