Water vs. Wine

WATER: It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli bacteria found in feces. Tn other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of shit.
However, Blakk Frogg wants you to know that we [...]

Old Lady’s Trip to Doctor

An eighty-three year old lady finished her annual physical examination, whereupon the doctor said, “You are in fine shape for your age. Do you and hubby still have intercourse?”
“Just a minute, I’ll have to ask my husband,” she replied.
She went out and yelled across the reception room, “Tom do we still have intercourse?”
Tom answered impatiently, [...]

Nappy Headed Hoe?

For all of you that have ever wondered what a ‘nappy headed hoe’ really looks like, Blakk Frogg has the answer:

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Headlines From 2029

Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia, formerly known as California. White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia’s third language.
Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock.
Baby conceived naturally. Scientists stumped.
Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.
Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim [...]

Mental Bathtub Test

During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.
“Well,” said the Director, “we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the [...]