Drunk and Blowing Chunks

Three women had a very late night drinking. They left in the early morning hours and went home their separate ways. The next day, they all met and compared notes about who was drunker the night before.
The first girl claims that she was the drunkest, saying, “I drove straight home and walked into the house. [...]

Lessons From a Donkey

One day a farmer’s donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do. Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be covered up anyway; it just wasn’t worth it to retrieve the old donkey.
He invited all his [...]

Where Y’All From?

A couple from Texas and a couple from the east coast were seated side by side on an airplane. The girl from Texas, being friendly and all, said, “So, where ya’ll from?”
The east coast girl said, “From a place where they know better than to use a preposition at the end of a sentence.”
The girl [...]

Cheap Date Suggestion

For all of you that find yourselves broke as hell with the desire to get your groove on, Blakk Frogg came up with the perfect Cheap Date package. Simply find a willing partner and break out the following….
(2) Tall Boys of Malt Liquor Beverage to start the party
(3) Lubricated & Ribbed Condoms to keep the party [...]

An Amazing Elephant Story

In 1986, Mike Mason was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Northwestern University.
On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so Mason approached it very carefully.
He got down on one knee and inspected the elephant’s foot and [...]

American Flags on September 11th

Please join us in this FLY THE FLAG campaign and PLEASE forward this message immediately to every warm-blooded American Citizen you can think of. We have three weeks to get the word out all across this great land and into every community in the United States of America.
THE PROGRAM IS THIS:
On Tuesday, September 11th, [...]

Joke: Adjusting to Married Life

Blakk Frogg says, “Married life change your life whether you like it or not.”
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A newlywed couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although very much in love with his new bride, couldn’t wait to go out on the town drinking with his old buddies. So, [...]

Castration and Headaches

The doctor said, “Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad new is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition, which causes your testicles to press on your spine and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to [...]

The Man’s Role at a Barbecue

After reading this, I hope all women can finally understand and appreciate just how difficult the male role is!!!
After 4 long months of cold and winter, we are finally coming up to summer and BBQ season. Therefore, it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking as it’s the [...]

Blakk Frogg Warns You…

Blakk Frogg warns you to watch your step because the sarcasm, jokes and kick ass MySpace Comment Pictures pile up quickly around here… and you certainly wouldn’t want to track any of THAT stuff into your life by mistake.
Also, try to watch out for those pesky Girls for MySpace ’cuz they’ll distract you from your normal routine and make you [...]